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Baby ChuChu
Ice Cream Asylum
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Posted - 2011.10.02 01:04:00 -
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Eyes up here. Eyes up here. Eyes up here. |

Baby ChuChu
Ice Cream Asylum
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Posted - 2011.10.02 08:20:00 -
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"I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie wooOOOooorld. Life is plastic. It's fantastic." |

Baby ChuChu
Ice Cream Asylum
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Posted - 2012.03.31 11:04:00 -
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come on barbie let's go party ooooo ooooo ooooo YEAH Captain of the Battlestar Carebear |

Baby ChuChu
Ice Cream Asylum
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Posted - 2012.04.06 11:42:00 -
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I'm so much more better looking than my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great Grandfather, Prince. |

Baby ChuChu
Ice Cream Asylum
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Posted - 2012.05.05 06:58:00 -
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Did i eat that pudding I bought yesterday?...
Yeah, I ate that pudding....I need to go buy more pudding. |

Baby ChuChu
Ice Cream Asylum
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Posted - 2012.05.05 20:23:00 -
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chocolate raaaaaaaain |

Baby ChuChu
Ice Cream Asylum
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Posted - 2012.05.24 00:36:00 -
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If I remain perfectly still, I'll look like a statue hehehehehehe |

Baby ChuChu
Ice Cream Asylum
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Posted - 2012.05.24 02:47:00 -
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Is the light switch over there? |

Baby ChuChu
Ice Cream Asylum
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Posted - 2012.05.24 05:13:00 -
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hopefully these mugshots come out better than the other ones. |

Baby ChuChu
Ice Cream Asylum
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Posted - 2012.05.26 10:32:00 -
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Huh? What were you saying? Oh, no, they're not about to take the picture so i don't have to look in the camera yet |

Baby ChuChu
Ice Cream Asylum
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Posted - 2012.05.26 13:22:00 -
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*in smooth rapper voice*
"it's yo boy Gorki. What it do homey? Buy my new album, Spaceships and Big T***." |

Baby ChuChu
Ice Cream Asylum
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Posted - 2012.05.27 12:24:00 -
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[double post] |

Baby ChuChu
Ice Cream Asylum
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Posted - 2012.05.27 12:24:00 -
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Is that a spider on the ceiling? |

Baby ChuChu
Ice Cream Asylum
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Posted - 2012.05.31 03:48:00 -
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Look at me? Do I look like i'm kidding? |

Baby ChuChu
Ice Cream Asylum
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Posted - 2012.06.02 06:07:00 -
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Eyes up here...or down there...it doesn't really matter |

Baby ChuChu
Ice Cream Asylum
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Posted - 2012.06.03 10:08:00 -
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No...I'm not going to cut my hair |

Baby ChuChu
Ice Cream Asylum
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Posted - 2012.06.05 14:20:00 -
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Must. Not. Break. Eye. Contact. |

Baby ChuChu
Ice Cream Asylum
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Posted - 2012.06.05 15:42:00 -
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Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity? |

Baby ChuChu
Ice Cream Asylum
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Posted - 2012.06.07 20:52:00 -
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You would not believe the free drinks I get with these things. |

Baby ChuChu
Ice Cream Asylum
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Posted - 2012.06.14 17:48:00 -
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Bi***es can't get enough of the Buck. |

Baby ChuChu
Ice Cream Asylum
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Posted - 2012.06.17 22:41:00 -
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I'm staring into your soul. |

Baby ChuChu
Ice Cream Asylum
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Posted - 2012.06.18 20:43:00 -
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[Cynter] "Someone is going to make another boob joke, aren't they?" |

Baby ChuChu
Ice Cream Asylum
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Posted - 2012.06.20 23:16:00 -
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I'm George Bush. |

Baby ChuChu
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Posted - 2012.06.23 07:11:00 -
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yeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaw |

Baby ChuChu
Ice Cream Asylum
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Posted - 2012.06.25 04:58:00 -
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Is he staring at my breasts? |

Baby ChuChu
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Posted - 2012.06.29 08:22:00 -
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HEY MISTA JAY! Like my new haricut? It's aaaaaaaaaaaall thanks to the Bat and his crumby attitude |

Baby ChuChu
Ice Cream Asylum
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Posted - 2012.07.02 05:44:00 -
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@Lin
"I'm going to kill that mofo shining the light in my face like that." |

Baby ChuChu
Ice Cream Asylum
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Posted - 2012.07.08 04:26:00 -
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hf8BJVwdnY |

Baby ChuChu
Ice Cream Asylum
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Posted - 2012.07.15 22:26:00 -
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omg, those scones look soooo delish |

Baby ChuChu
Ice Cream Asylum
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Posted - 2012.07.17 10:43:00 -
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I dare you to make a move. I double dare you. I will effing end you right here and now. C'mon punk, c'mon. |

Baby ChuChu
Ice Cream Asylum
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Posted - 2012.07.19 03:51:00 -
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I really need to get the other side of this room lit... |

Baby ChuChu
Ice Cream Asylum
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Posted - 2012.07.23 03:10:00 -
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from up here, they all look like ants hehehehehehehehehehehe |

Baby ChuChu
Ice Cream Asylum
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Posted - 2012.07.26 01:59:00 -
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Looks at all those peasants outside running around like ants ohohohohoho |

Baby ChuChu
Ice Cream Asylum
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Posted - 2012.08.08 19:19:00 -
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C'mon, be honest. You're happy I zoomed out. |

Baby ChuChu
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Posted - 2012.08.12 06:49:00 -
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...because, for the last time, who needs electricity when you have natural sunlight? |

Baby ChuChu
Ice Cream Asylum
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Posted - 2012.08.13 19:43:00 -
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....because every little ting, gonna be alright! |

Baby ChuChu
Ice Cream Asylum
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Posted - 2012.09.16 03:11:00 -
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Yes, there is a light in this room. The real question is can you get to the switch before I get my pants off?... |

Baby ChuChu
Ice Cream Asylum
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Posted - 2012.09.22 04:43:00 -
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A pirate hat would look completely badass on me right now. |

Baby ChuChu
Ice Cream Asylum
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Posted - 2012.09.28 20:36:00 -
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I may look wild and crazy on the outside, but on the inside...I'm still wild and crazy. ROCK ON |

Baby ChuChu
Ice Cream Asylum
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Posted - 2012.11.02 22:52:00 -
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Hello ladies. Look at your man now back to me now back at your man now back to me. Sadly, he isn't me. |

Baby ChuChu
Ice Cream Asylum
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Posted - 2012.11.03 20:04:00 -
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This room is so depressing... |

Baby ChuChu
Ice Cream Asylum
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Posted - 2012.11.04 18:13:00 -
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Look into my eyes. I know what you're thinking. Can he read my mind? No, I cannot. Or can I?... |

Baby ChuChu
Ice Cream Asylum
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Posted - 2012.11.06 06:22:00 -
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These fuzzy slippers feel amazing! |

Baby ChuChu
Ice Cream Asylum
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Posted - 2012.11.06 08:56:00 -
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Leeeeeet meeee seeee that thon-tha-tha-thoong |

Baby ChuChu
Ice Cream Asylum
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Posted - 2012.11.07 07:02:00 -
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbPX4xrKNlM |

Baby ChuChu
Ice Cream Asylum
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Posted - 2012.11.09 12:07:00 -
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I probably shouldn't stand so close to the light but it's soooooo shiny |

Baby ChuChu
Ice Cream Asylum
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Posted - 2012.11.09 13:20:00 -
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Thanks to these sunglasses, I can talk to her and pretend I'm staring at her face
...when in reality, I'm staring at that Tinja guy in the background |

Baby ChuChu
Ice Cream Asylum
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Posted - 2012.11.09 21:02:00 -
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Trust me, i have definitely tried zipping this jacket up... |

Baby ChuChu
Ice Cream Asylum
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Posted - 2012.11.10 01:07:00 -
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I bet you think I'm wearing pants.
I bet you you're wrong. |

Baby ChuChu
Ice Cream Asylum
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Posted - 2012.11.10 14:23:00 -
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I am not amused. |

Baby ChuChu
Ice Cream Asylum
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Posted - 2012.11.10 19:27:00 -
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mustkeepmakingeyecontact mustkeepmakingeyecontact mustkeepmakingeyecontact mustkeepmakingeyecontact mustkeepmakingeyecontact mustkeepmakingeyecontact mustkeepmakingeyecontact mustkeepmakingeyecontact |

Baby ChuChu
Ice Cream Asylum
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Posted - 2012.11.10 20:50:00 -
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I hope we crash. |

Baby ChuChu
Ice Cream Asylum
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Posted - 2012.11.11 00:47:00 -
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Gotta stay focused, but I can't get this song out of my head |

Baby ChuChu
Ice Cream Asylum
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Posted - 2012.11.11 08:34:00 -
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I'm trapped in this dark room with Sam. Things could be worse though. I could be...uhhh...well...****!!! |

Baby ChuChu
Ice Cream Asylum
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Posted - 2012.11.11 16:51:00 -
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I can see into your soul. |

Baby ChuChu
Ice Cream Asylum
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Posted - 2012.11.12 02:47:00 -
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_wFEB4Oxlo |

Baby ChuChu
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Posted - 2012.11.12 17:56:00 -
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZuVHQcZlNA
(I don't even know why you would be thinking of this, but I had the song stuck in my head so it's the first thing I could come up with lol) |

Baby ChuChu
Ice Cream Asylum
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Posted - 2012.11.13 16:08:00 -
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Egnoled...Samoth Egnoled. I'm James Bond's temporary replacement. |

Baby ChuChu
Ice Cream Asylum
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Posted - 2012.11.13 22:52:00 -
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*sigh* All these years and not even I'm sure how to pronounce my name.... |

Baby ChuChu
Ice Cream Asylum
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Posted - 2012.11.15 16:52:00 -
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Okay, I'm 99% sure this floor isn't level... |

Baby ChuChu
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Posted - 2012.11.15 16:59:00 -
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I'm 100% sure I don't care if they're real. |

Baby ChuChu
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Posted - 2012.11.16 01:53:00 -
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ZZZZzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz |

Baby ChuChu
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Posted - 2012.11.16 11:06:00 -
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They said to stare into the lens and, god as my witness, I will stare into this mother******* lens until I die if I have to because that is my mission right now and I was trained...no, I was built to follow my orders and complete my mission and that's what I'll do. Nothing will stop me. |

Baby ChuChu
Ice Cream Asylum
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Posted - 2012.11.17 06:35:00 -
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Hmmmm it appears someone has desecrated my sammich. They will die. They will die a slow, painful, BLT, no crusts, extra mayo death. This I promise you, universe. |

Baby ChuChu
Ice Cream Asylum
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Posted - 2012.11.24 06:35:00 -
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I wear sunglasses in dark rooms not because I want to look cool, but because I AM cool. |

Baby ChuChu
Ice Cream Asylum
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Posted - 2012.11.26 17:01:00 -
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Lightswitch. You will be mine. I will find you and turn your life upside down an- oh god, what was that? I think I heard something. I hate the dark. |

Baby ChuChu
Ice Cream Asylum
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Posted - 2012.11.27 17:51:00 -
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See this tattoo, punk? I did it myself...using my own blood...with needles carved from the bones of my fallen enemies...WHILE I WAS OUTSIDE OF MY POD WITH NO SPACESUIT ON! I HELD MY ****ING BREATH! DO YOU GET WHERE I'M GOING WITH THIS?!?!
I WILL KILL YOUR ENTIRE GENERATION IF YOU DO NOT RETURN MY MY LITTLE PONY LIMITED EDITION BOXSET |

Baby ChuChu
Ice Cream Asylum
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Posted - 2012.11.28 19:44:00 -
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Hiya Barbie, wanna go for a ride? |

Baby ChuChu
Ice Cream Asylum
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Posted - 2012.12.01 20:43:00 -
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I swear on all that is good, if one more person asks me if I'm cosplaying as a Bond villain, someone is getting stabbed... |

Baby ChuChu
Ice Cream Asylum
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Posted - 2012.12.02 00:41:00 -
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I'm holding my man ****! hehehe |

Baby ChuChu
Ice Cream Asylum
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Posted - 2012.12.04 18:50:00 -
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I'm not balding. I'm not balding. I'm not balding. I'm not balding. I'm not balding. I'm not balding. I'm not balding. |

Baby ChuChu
Ice Cream Asylum
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Posted - 2012.12.09 02:17:00 -
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I chose to have my eye replaced. I just have that much money. Now, tell the valet to go and fetch my Tengu made out of pure, solid unobtanium. And do it quickly before I decide to buy this place then blow it up...just for fun! CCP nerfed me because my body was too boobylicious. |

Baby ChuChu
Ice Cream Asylum
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Posted - 2012.12.12 05:37:00 -
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I look like Jeff Bridges from Tron Legacy...except cooler cuz of the shades CCP nerfed me because my body was too boobylicious. |

Baby ChuChu
Ice Cream Asylum
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Posted - 2012.12.14 03:48:00 -
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PR_u9rvFKzE CCP nerfed me because my body was too boobylicious. |

Baby ChuChu
Ice Cream Asylum
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Posted - 2012.12.16 07:16:00 -
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Gray has no idea I'm right behind him hehe tickle tickle trickle hehehehehe CCP nerfed me because my body was too boobylicious. |

Baby ChuChu
Ice Cream Asylum
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Posted - 2012.12.19 22:29:00 -
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I may be going bald, but my facial hair is the epitome of perfection. CCP nerfed me because my body was too boobylicious. |

Baby ChuChu
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Posted - 2012.12.20 21:25:00 -
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They said I couldn't be an archer. They were wrong. CCP nerfed me because my body was too boobylicious. |

Baby ChuChu
Ice Cream Asylum
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Posted - 2012.12.21 23:29:00 -
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I wonder if Chu knows what I'm thinking... CCP nerfed me because my body was too boobylicious. |

Baby ChuChu
Ice Cream Asylum
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Posted - 2012.12.23 02:18:00 -
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"Yes, I know it's called Men in Black, but I figured I'd try and spruce things up a bit..." CCP nerfed me because my body was too boobylicious. |

Baby ChuChu
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Posted - 2012.12.24 11:55:00 -
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On the outside I'm smiling...
...but on the inside I'm crying because I accidentally superglued my arms in this position and I'm too embarrassed to tell anyone. CCP nerfed me because my body was too boobylicious. |

Baby ChuChu
Ice Cream Asylum
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Posted - 2013.01.19 18:21:00 -
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Who wears sunglasses in dark rooms? Cool people wear sunglasses in dark ro- ouch, my toe! CCP nerfed me because my body was too boobylicious. |

Baby ChuChu
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Posted - 2013.01.22 01:33:00 -
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It's not that I don't trust your skills...it's just that I prefer to get my hair cut in a room with light... CCP nerfed me because my body was too boobylicious. |

Baby ChuChu
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Posted - 2013.02.12 00:19:00 -
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Like dear Tony Hawk a.k.a. the Birdman, up in heaven, please help me nail the sickest of sick 1260s. In you name I pray, thy will be done, amen brah...amen. CCP nerfed me because my body was too boobylicious. |

Baby ChuChu
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Posted - 2013.02.17 19:25:00 -
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You want to see my good side? So should I just keep spinning around then? CCP nerfed me because my body was too boobylicious. |

Baby ChuChu
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Posted - 2013.02.19 12:39:00 -
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I would take off my sunglasses, but it's my duty to protect the world from these mesmerizing eyes. CCP nerfed me because my body was too boobylicious. |

Baby ChuChu
Ice Cream Asylum
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Posted - 2013.05.03 04:51:00 -
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"Why does everyone think I'm doing to murder them and stash their bodies in my basement?" Respect is earned, not given. |

Baby ChuChu
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Posted - 2013.05.26 19:30:00 -
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I didn't want this monocle. My friends introduced to me to this guy named "the Joker" and he said he wanted to show me a magic trick and one thing led to another and- look, I don't want to talk about it anymore. Respect is earned, not given. |

Baby ChuChu
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Posted - 2013.05.31 02:55:00 -
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"Ew. Look at that peasant over there. I hope he doesn't wander over here and touch me with his filthy peasant hands. This outfit is brand new...and not for peasants to touch!" |

Baby ChuChu
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Posted - 2013.06.26 10:40:00 -
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I don't wear these to protect my eyes from the sun. No.
I wear these to protect *you* from my eyes. Last girl to stare into 'em...well...let's just say my eyes alone did to her what her man couldn't. |

Baby ChuChu
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Posted - 2013.09.22 20:11:00 -
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I wear these glasses so there's a barrier between my eyes and ugly people. |

Baby ChuChu
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Posted - 2014.02.20 10:17:00 -
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*singing* heeeeere come the men in black |

Baby ChuChu
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Posted - 2014.02.22 00:24:00 -
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i have the biggest wedgie right now |

Baby ChuChu
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Posted - 2014.02.26 19:33:00 -
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I'm totally going to murder you the second you fall asleep |

Baby ChuChu
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Posted - 2014.02.28 08:31:00 -
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Hmm, I have severely misjudged the wattage required to illuminate a room of this size... |
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